ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these
GOD: What have they done this time?
ANGEL: Everything! They don’t listen to
They don’t obey traffic rules! They don’t
wait for their
turn in anything! They are completely
(Exasperated) In fact they have made
heaven a living hell
since they got here.
GOD: Then we better send them to hell!
SATAN: Hello God, call me later. There’s
an issue I’m
trying to resolve.
Ten minutes later:
GOD: Hello Lucifer.
SATAN: I’ll call you back. The issue has
turned into a
An hour later:
GOD: What’s going on over there?
SATAN: It’s the Nigerians I have with me
(He stammers), they… they… they have
fire in hell and installed air conditioners!
Nyesom Wike, Deputy Escape Death From Gunmen At Campaign Rally
He said, “APC has gone to higher boys to carry gun because they were here on the 13th of January, nobody came out. When they saw the mammoth crowd that came to welcome us, they became scared.
“They have gone to tell their boys to start shooting so they will intimidate themselves. We shall never be intimidated. They signed an agreement yesterday but today they have violated it.
Happy birthday to these Nollywood actors, JIDE KOSOKO and WALTER ANGA. God’s many blessings
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Enyeama is so good that football experts around the world say he is the best goal keeper in the whole of Europe at the moment, beating the likes of Buffon, Petr Cech, Joe Hart, Manuel Neuer etc, and when it comes to football, if you are the best in Europe, you are the best in the world. Vincent Enyeama is currently the best goalkeeper in the whole of the world.
Read what Supersport said below:
Statistics shows that Vincent Enyeama is the best goalkeeper in the major leagues across Europe in the 2013/14 football season.
Painstaking research by supersport.com proves that the ratio of saves made to goals conceded by the Nigerian is by far and away the most impressive, compared to any goalkeeper at any football club in any of Europe’s top leagues this season.
The 31-year-old conceded eight goals in 19 league appearances for Lille OSC this season and has been voted best player in Ligue 1 on two consecutive occasions ahead of stellar individuals like Thiago Silva, Edinson Cavani, Mathieu Valbuena, Radamel Falcao and Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
Enyeama’s saves made to goals conceded ratio stands at seven, well ahead those of established goalkeepers like Victor Valdés (FC Barcelona), Manuel Neuer (Bayern Munich), Gianluigi Buffon (Juventus) and Morgan de Sanctis (AS Roma).
Photos: A Nigerian Woman Of Age 42-yr-Old Goes Back To JSS1 In The Same School her son Attends
Mrs. Juliana Godwin, is right now 42-year-old Junior Secondary School I (JSSI) understudy of Junior Secondary School, Gosa, Abuja, has turned into one of……..Details at http://www.braintweeter.com/
First published AUGUST 2014 List of illegal universities in Nigeria
This information from The National Universities Commission (NUC) has announced that the under-listed “Universities” have not been licensed by the Federal Government and are, therefore, operating illegally in violation of Education (National Minimum Standards etc) Act CAP E3 Law of the Federation of Nigeria 2004.
In the statement signed by the Executive Secretary of the NUC, Professor Julius Okojie, the “Universities” are:
1) National University of Nigeria, Keffi, Nassarawa State or any of its other campuses
2) North Central University, Otukpo, Benue State or any of its other campuses .
3) Christians of Charity American University of Sci. & Tech, Nkpor, Anambra State or any of its other campuses
4) Leadway University, Ughelli, Delta State or any of its other campuses
5) Saint Clements University, along Ado-Ekiti, Iyin, Ekiti State or any of its other campuses
6) Christ Alive Christian Seminary and University, Enugu or any of its other campuses
7) Atlantic Intercontinental University, Okija, Anambra State or any of its other campuses
8) Metro University, Dutse/Bwari, Abuja or any of its other campuses
9) Southend University, Ngwuro Egeru (Afam) Ndoki, Rivers State or any of its other campuses
10) University of Industry, Yaba, Lagos or any of its other campuses
11) University of Applied Sciences & Management, Port Novo, Republic of Benin or any of its other campuses in Nigerian
12) Blacksmith University, Awka or any of its other campuses
13) Volta University College, Ho, Volta Region, Ghana or any of its other campuses in Nigeria
14) Royal University Izhia, P.O. Box 800, Abakaliki, Ebonyi State or any of its other campuses
15) Houdegbe North American University or any of its other campuses in Nigeria
16) Atlanta University, Anyigba, Kogi State or any of its other campuses
17) Sunday Adokpela University, Otada Adoka, Otukpo, Benue State or any of its other campuses
18) United Christian University, Macotis Campus, Imo State or any of its other campuses.
19) United Nigeria University College, Okija, Anambra State or any of its other campuses.
20) Richmond Open University, Arochukwu, Anambra State or any of its other campuses.
21) Samuel Ahmadu University, Makurdi, Benue State or any of its other campuses.
22) UNESCO University, Ndoni, Rivers State or any of its other campuses.
23) Saint Augustines University of Technology, Jos, Plateau State or any of its other campuses
24) Open International University, Akure or any of its other campuses.
25) The International University, Missouri, USA operating anywhere in Nigeria
26) Collumbus University, UK operating anywhere in Nigeria
27) Tiu International University, UK operating anywhere in Nigeria
28) Pebbles University, UK operating anywhere in Nigeria`
29) Aston University, UK operating anywhere in Nigeria
30) London External Studies UK operating anywhere in Nigeria.
31) Pilgrims University operating anywhere in Nigeria.
32) Lobi Business School Makurdi, Benue State or any of its campuses in Nigeria.
33) West African Christian University operating anywhere in Nigeria.
34) APA University, Utonkon, Benue State or any of its campuses in Nigeria.
35) Bolta University College Aba or any of its campuses in Nigeria.
36) United Nigerian University College, Okija or any of its campuses in Nigeria.
The statement also added that “For the avoidance of doubt, anybody who patronizes or obtains any certificate from any of these illegal institutions does so at his or her own risk. Certificates obtained from these sources will not be recognized for the purposes of NYSC, employment, and further studies. The relevant Law enforcement agencies have also been informed for their further necessary action.”
Before warned is to before harmed. Don’t be a victim
Rapper Eva Alordiah has unleashed her anticipated extended play “#EvaTheEp” which is expected to wet our appetites before her debut album “1960” hit stores come January. The EP houses 4 rap/afro hip-hop stellar tracks. #EvaTheEp is Eva’s second EP as she released the acclaimed “GIGO EP” which was released on the 20th of November 2011. If you love good music in general and rap to be specific, this EP should be in your library. Get #EvaTheEP track by track