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ANGRY ANGELS
ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these
Nigerians in
heaven.
GOD: What have they done this time?
ANGEL: Everything! They don’t listen to
instructions!
They don’t obey traffic rules! They don’t
wait for their
turn in anything! They are completely
reckless!
(Exasperated) In fact they have made
heaven a living hell
since they got here.
GOD: Then we better send them to hell!
(Calls the
Devil). Hello..
SATAN: Hello God, call me later. There’s
an issue I’m
trying to resolve.
Ten minutes later:
GOD: Hello Lucifer.
SATAN: I’ll call you back. The issue has
turned into a
crisis.
An hour later:
SATAN: Hello?
GOD: What’s going on over there?
SATAN: It’s the Nigerians I have with me
in hell!
(He stammers), they… they… they have
quenched the
fire in hell and installed air conditioners!

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